Sometimes I feel like my brain is just trying to make me look dumb by mixing up my words. And making me forget something I JUST FREAKING WATCHED. My dad used to say he got his "merds wixed up" (i.e. mell of a hess) when he was being silly. But I kid you not, this is a regular occurrence for me. I get things backwards, forget what I just learned, and I swear sometimes I even read numbers in reverse. I'm not dyslexic. Maybe just weird? Tired? Lazy, possibly. Who knows.
The Mr. is one smart cookie, so that keeps me on my toes. Sometimes we have deep discussions about interesting topics. Sometimes. But then there are those times of complete and utter failure with my attempts to communicate. Are you tired, brain, or just vengeful? Are you marring me for every time I "accidentally" killed off some of your precious cells? Or did I cram you so full of info that every time I learn something new, something old falls out? Am I gonna forget my 9s? Yes, that's right, a brain reference all they way back to Steve Martin's The Man with Two Brains. (and here I am, struggling with my 1! lol, that was lame. see what I mean?? Brain, you should do better than that!!) I just hope if my brain decides to jump ship and find a new host, I've already become too dumb to realize it.
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