Ghetto Texting

Like sex addiction, I don't know if ghetto texting is actually real or not.  I haven't heard of anyone seeking help for such an affliction. Nor have I been accused of it...yet...But...I...must say...

Hello, they call me 'Lil T, and I believe I am a ghetto texter.

For you squares out there, let me explain:
Ghetto texting is when a completely normal speaking person (such as myself) all the sudden turns into a gangsta in response to any and all received text messages.

I apologize if my actions have affected you, random friend, for I am sure if we have texted in the last year, you have surely thought my phone was stolen by an uneducated black woman. I gots two words fur ya: My Bad.


And pardon my giant run-on. It's late in the dirty south.